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[link]KONNICHIWA ^____^ ITS CANDY SHOPPE THE GURLFRIEND OF N AND GARY OAK!!!!
OK SO IF PPL WERE WONDERIN WUT POKEMON CANDY HAZ, HERE YOU GO! ^o^ SHEZ A MASTER TRAINUR AND HAS ALL THE BADGES AND ALL CONTEST RIBBONS!!!!!! BUT SHEZ SO MODEST THAT SHE PREFERS LIVIN THE LIEF AS THE TEAM PLAZMA PRINCESS (OCASSIONALLY THE WIEFU OF GARY OAK, KEKEKKEKE).
HERE IZ SOME INFO ON HER POKEMANZ, HOPE YOU LYK IT!!!!!!
MUFFIN, MALE AND FEMALE, LV 100, ODDISHDIS IS CANDY'S STARTER AND THE POKEMON SHE USED TO WIN ALL THE GYMS IN KANTO KYAAAA. SHE FOUND HIM AS AN EXPERIMENT OF TEAM ROCKET AND AS YOU CAN SEE ITZ A MUTANT ODDISH WITH SPESHUL POWERZ. FURST IT DOEZ SAND ATTACK ALL THE TIEM AND THEM HYPER BEAM HYPER BEAM HYPER BEAM. I KNOE ODDISH CANT LEARN THEZE MOVES BUT MUFFIN IS A MUTANT SO NYAHHHHHHHH
WHEN MUFFIN GETS ANGRY HE/SHE UNLEASHES RING WORMS THAT CRAWL IN UR ASS AND THEN YOU DIE! lololOLOOLOLOLOL DONT MESS WITH CANDY BAKA! >-<
CINDERELLA, FEMALE, LV 100, EMOLGAN GAVE CANDY DIS EMOLGA WHO WUZ HIS PET IN TEAM PLAZMA CASTLE. SHEZ A GREAT LISTENER AND HELPED N THU SOME ISSUES BUT SINCE N MET CANDY HE DIDNT NEED HUR ANYMOAR SO HE GAVE IT TO CANDY!!!11! WHENEVUR CANDY IS CONFUZED CINDERELLA GIVEZ HUR ADVICE IN LIEF, SHEZ VERY WIZE.
SEX SLAVE, MALE, LV 100, LUCARIOOK DUNT JUDGE HER BUT SOMETIEMS WHEN CANDY CANT HANG OUT WITH N OR GARY SHE GETS HORNAY SO SHE HAS SEX SLAVE TO SATISFY HUR. BUT SHEZ NO WAY INTO BESTIALITY ITZ JUST FOR EMERGENCIES OK!?!?!?!??!
STALIN, FEMALE, LV 100, GARDEVOIRCANDY USES STALIN IN CONTESTS AND SHEZ SO BEAUTIFUL THAT SHE WON ALL THE RIBBONZ AND CUP!!!!!!!^-^ STALIN ALSO TELEPORTZ CANDY EVERYWHUR.
CRYSTAL, NONE, LV 100, MEWA LONG TIEM AGO CANDY BEFRIENDED A MEW AS A LIL GURL CUZ SHE HAZ A PURE HEART. SHE MET THE MEW IN A CRYSTAL AMETHYS TREE AND CAUGHT IT WITH AN AMETHYST BALL (COPYRIGHT ME DUNT STEAL!) NOW CRYSTAL PROTECTS CANDY WITH HER LIEF OR WHENEVUR THERE ARE JEALOUS PPL AROUND!!!!!
BREASTS, FEMALE, LV 100, LOPUNNYCUT SLAVE.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T STEAL THIS SHIPPING OR CHARACTERS !
DON'T STEAL .... DON'T ALTER MY ARTZ, DON'T USE MY STYLE , FOR YOUR OCs!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL CALL DA AND THE CYBERPOLICE!
MY CHARACTUR CANDY HAS a copyright !!!
DO YOU UNDERSTANDD ??!!!!!!!!!
Candy, Candy, Candy, you sexy horny thing, you.
Gawd, that bloody katana... I bet she was slashing the other Mary Sues wanting her boyfriends.
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Although, it disappoints me that you made Lucario a sex slave (because I FRIKKEN' LOVE LUCARIO!!!), but the male Gardevoir made my day. Saying you have a cut slave offends me, since I'm against slavery in any shape or form. And...I don't wanna know why two Oddish are fused together.
But anyways, I apologize if I have sounded offensive. This indeed shows a bizarre mixture of emotions and reactions. It is...remarkable in that way.
dess pokemuns r sawww keeeulll! shez soo auanomatically corect and her pokemanz r keuuulll!!!!! shesss sooo stylinn nd ehr pokmn aer sooooooo wel takn car off!!!! ofz she;s so awsom and matre! i luvs de namees and arrt overrall.
ders on prrob. shee hass teh condems! bat pokmns and humansz cnt mak da babby togeter soo shee dont needdd tha condomess. shee is daa beast pokemun trayner evaaaarrrr! yus shes gonna b tha verry best leik noone ever wuzz!!!!!!! zomg! wherd shee buy dos clotes sistarrr! omg thatsss jus greatt artts werk nd i lerve you!!
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