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CANDY SHOPPE CHARACTER SHEET by Kittengoo CANDY SHOPPE CHARACTER SHEET by Kittengoo
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KONNICHIWA ^____^ ITS CANDY SHOPPE THE GURLFRIEND OF N AND GARY OAK!!!! :heart::heart:

OK SO IF PPL WERE WONDERIN WUT POKEMON CANDY HAZ, HERE YOU GO! ^o^ SHEZ A MASTER TRAINUR AND HAS ALL THE BADGES AND ALL CONTEST RIBBONS!!!!!! BUT SHEZ SO MODEST THAT SHE PREFERS LIVIN THE LIEF AS THE TEAM PLAZMA PRINCESS (OCASSIONALLY THE WIEFU OF GARY OAK, KEKEKKEKE).

HERE IZ SOME INFO ON HER POKEMANZ, HOPE YOU LYK IT!!!!!!

MUFFIN, MALE AND FEMALE, LV 100, ODDISH
DIS IS CANDY'S STARTER AND THE POKEMON SHE USED TO WIN ALL THE GYMS IN KANTO KYAAAA. SHE FOUND HIM AS AN EXPERIMENT OF TEAM ROCKET AND AS YOU CAN SEE ITZ A MUTANT ODDISH WITH SPESHUL POWERZ. FURST IT DOEZ SAND ATTACK ALL THE TIEM AND THEM HYPER BEAM HYPER BEAM HYPER BEAM. I KNOE ODDISH CANT LEARN THEZE MOVES BUT MUFFIN IS A MUTANT SO NYAHHHHHHHH =p

WHEN MUFFIN GETS ANGRY HE/SHE UNLEASHES RING WORMS THAT CRAWL IN UR ASS AND THEN YOU DIE! lololOLOOLOLOLOL DONT MESS WITH CANDY BAKA! >-<

CINDERELLA, FEMALE, LV 100, EMOLGA
N GAVE CANDY DIS EMOLGA WHO WUZ HIS PET IN TEAM PLAZMA CASTLE. SHEZ A GREAT LISTENER AND HELPED N THU SOME ISSUES BUT SINCE N MET CANDY HE DIDNT NEED HUR ANYMOAR SO HE GAVE IT TO CANDY!!!11! WHENEVUR CANDY IS CONFUZED CINDERELLA GIVEZ HUR ADVICE IN LIEF, SHEZ VERY WIZE.

SEX SLAVE, MALE, LV 100, LUCARIO
OK DUNT JUDGE HER BUT SOMETIEMS WHEN CANDY CANT HANG OUT WITH N OR GARY SHE GETS HORNAY SO SHE HAS SEX SLAVE TO SATISFY HUR. BUT SHEZ NO WAY INTO BESTIALITY ITZ JUST FOR EMERGENCIES OK!?!?!?!??!

STALIN, FEMALE, LV 100, GARDEVOIR
CANDY USES STALIN IN CONTESTS AND SHEZ SO BEAUTIFUL THAT SHE WON ALL THE RIBBONZ AND CUP!!!!!!!^-^ STALIN ALSO TELEPORTZ CANDY EVERYWHUR.

CRYSTAL, NONE, LV 100, MEW
A LONG TIEM AGO CANDY BEFRIENDED A MEW AS A LIL GURL CUZ SHE HAZ A PURE HEART. SHE MET THE MEW IN A CRYSTAL AMETHYS TREE AND CAUGHT IT WITH AN AMETHYST BALL (COPYRIGHT ME DUNT STEAL!) NOW CRYSTAL PROTECTS CANDY WITH HER LIEF OR WHENEVUR THERE ARE JEALOUS PPL AROUND!!!!!

BREASTS, FEMALE, LV 100, LOPUNNY
CUT SLAVE.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T STEAL THIS SHIPPING OR CHARACTERS !
DON'T STEAL .... DON'T ALTER MY ARTZ, DON'T USE MY STYLE , FOR YOUR OCs!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL CALL DA AND THE CYBERPOLICE!
MY CHARACTUR CANDY HAS a copyright !!!
DO YOU UNDERSTANDD ??!!!!!!!!!
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Critique by TheAwesomeMeerkat Feb 17, 2012, 1:49:51 PM
I died of laughter multiple times reading this. First time was at her aspirations, then the items (they fit perfectly together in an odd way), then Muffin (dear God, does that thing have two faces? XD), then at Sex Slave's expression, then at Stalin the FEMALE Gardevoir's mustache, and…Breasts. Just…Breasts. O.O

Candy Shoppe is by far the most brilliant parody Sue I have ever seen. Everyone makes their parody Sues all perfect and sparkly. Here we have by far the most hideous (or is that beautiful?) character on deviantART, and her equally hideous (beautiful?) Pokémon, yet in my eyes she out-Sues the other parodies. It just makes Candy even more Sueish that so many guys love her despite her appearance and the fact she can only eat poop.

Not sure if this is what you intended to express by her appearance, but her ugliness seems to underline what the audience sees when they look at a Sue - not perfection, like the Suethor sees, but a horribly scarring creature that is, to be cheesy, beautiful in description yet ugly at the core.

The Pokémon also fulfill the requirements of a Sue's Pokémon - a mutant rescued from a cruel experiment that beats all the gyms, another one who wins all the contests, two sex slaves whose sick relationship with their master is "justified", and of course the shiny Mew. The "NO STEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" disclaimer at the end was the icing on the cake.

Can't wait to see more Candy Shoppe :D Keep up the awesome!
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Sonia-de-Notte Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I died. From her goddess-like beautifulness, of course.
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CandyReaper-Malloko Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
AWSUM.:icondatassplz:
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:iconpeanutsaywhat:
peanutsaywhat Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Brava, Kitten. This is trully the very best Parody Sue i have ever seen.
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arachnid98 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
Lemme guess, an anti-Pokemon, anti-Mary Sue piece?
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:iconkittengoo:
Kittengoo Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Anti Mary Sue, I love Pokemon xD
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arachnid98 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
Gotcha. Mary Sues are annoying.
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:iconprinceyapi:
PrinceYapi Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love you.
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x-TGR-x Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Good god,she's beautiful. :stare:
CAN I SMEX HURR PLZ :O
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nekoFLASHstudios Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Best. Pokemon team. EVER. Especially Stalin and Sex Slave there. "BUT SHEZ NO WAY INTO BESTIALITY ITZ JUST FOR EMERGENCIES OK!?!?!?!??!" :rofl: Candy, Candy, Candy, you sexy horny thing, you.

Gooseberry condoms!! Yummerz!! :XD: Gawd, that bloody katana... I bet she was slashing the other Mary Sues wanting her boyfriends.
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:iconket-shi:
Ket-Shi Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god. Are Pokémon used as sex slaves common on these dreadful OC characters that Candy parodies?
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:iconipwn123:
iPwn123 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oddish?
...Candy, your Oddish looks like a goddamn Spiritomb.
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:iconsoundhawk:
Soundhawk Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, can't breath. XD
Brilliant!
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VeronaEspada Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Student General Artist
This is trolling, right? :iconohtimplz: ...Good take. No, seriously, this is amazing! It's hilarious, even though the artwork... it's sort of disturbing, but it's for a good effect, right? I like what you did!
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:iconkittengoo:
Kittengoo Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Of course it's trolling mwahahah
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:iconveronaespada:
VeronaEspada Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Student General Artist
I knew it. X3
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Drawings-of-an-Owl Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
"Feel my aura!"
...//dies laughing
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:iconkalishika:
Kalishika Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I dunno if you were aiming for this, bu I find it really weird to see rest and roost together with double team and flash.
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:iconkittengoo:
Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
That was what I was aiming for lol
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:iconkalishika:
Kalishika Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Cinderella used Flash!
It's super effective!
The wild Pidgey's eyes popped out...
The wild Pidgey died!
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hubadawaha Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's so hideous and perfect. I can't look away.
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Clover4SweetHoney Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol!!!! XD you know, do too many candy shoppe things and people are going to think you're serious ;) ahaha (this was hella funny though! X3 the bag, I died! XD)
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silverwolf1994 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
what is this a parody of?
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Clover4SweetHoney Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Te oc is a parody of Mary sues.... This deviation is for pokemon Mary sues :) it's pretty funny, you should look at the other candy shoppe works-you'll die multiple times x3
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Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Pokemon Mary Sues.
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kidzrule99 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
LOL stalin defenitly got the stash right
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messy-cat Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
............................ amazing :0
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Linkybear Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LMAO I love the mustache on the gardevoir. XD
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stormy-skye0920 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DESU DESU KAWAII DESU SPARKLE KAWAII DESU
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Psh07 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmao, that Oddish.. XD Also, I noticed Sex Slave's nature is Justified.. :iconspongebobrapefaceplz: lolz.
Oh and the creator's deviantart link is at the bottom right of the picture. :iconpointingplz:
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Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Oh oopsie! XD thank you for reminding me :)
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Tokiball12345 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
......'BREATS' IN THE ARTIST'S COMMENTS. :icondohohoplz:

OH EM GEEZ, MAN. DIS IS SO AMAZINGERZZ!!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!11
I THINK I LURVE Y0OU WIT ALL MY HEARTY AND STUFF FOR MEAKING THIS WONDERFUL CHARACTERZZZZZZ :iconrlytearplz:
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ChReNiC Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
2T43LR3 CANDIS GAS 222 COLROED HER!!!!!·!!!1!
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wanlingnic Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
:iconheaddeskplz: Nothing as vile as Candy could be anything but a parody. How daft does one have to be before they fail to realize that?

Are those... ear hairs she tied with bows? xDD Ohh, gosh, she is downright vile so bloody amazing! And you're a genius. You're still a genius. And I love you.

You have no idea how hard I had to smother my face with a pillow to keep from laughing - I was in the car with my parents in the middle of the night! This is hilarious! Ohhh, gosh, I can't even begin to decribe how amazing this is, but I'll force myself to try:

Muffin. Dear God, Muffin! Team Rocket experiments are hilariously overdone - and very few people can really do one properly - but Muffin's Eldritch Abomination status just made him one of my favourites. xD And, Hyper Beam Hyper Beam Hyper Beam - he's just as wonderful as Hector Dinos' Vespiquen knowing Bug Buzz for no reason. xDD

You forgot to mention that Cinderella had her "SIDE WING BADLY DEFORMED FROM BIRTH". xD And, good lord, Sex Slave's face! xDD I just died a little inside. His face is just that right mix of bishie and wrongness to drive home that point. (And I'm sure Candy feels more than just his Aura. xD)

Can we all take a moment to praise Stalin? He and that moustache promise equality and power to all. xD And Bewbs!

Candy keeps getting better and better - she's just the most putrid thing I ever could love. xD And I want her and N and GARY to BE HAPPY 4EVA DESU~ BUT ULTIMATELY YOU CAN FEEL HER HEART BELONGS TO GARY. THEIR LOVE IS SO TRUE KYAAH.

...Crystal will so come after me. xD
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Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
HEHEHHEHEHEHHE I'm glad you're enjoying yourself my friend :3 Candy will be in our hearts forever :heart:
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Atomikamikaze Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012   Digital Artist
OMGAZZ JIZZ SHEE BESTEST CHARA EVARRR OMGWTFBBQ HER POKEYMANZ SO KAWAIDESU NE!!!!!!111one :iconmoistplz:

In all due seriousness, lol this is pretty much every mary sue summed up. :D Love that horrific bio pic! XD
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Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:bow: Thank you!
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Atomikamikaze Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012   Digital Artist
Hehe, no problem! :D
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Livious Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Filmographer
*laughs at the comments where people don't understand it's satire*
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:iconkittengoo:
Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I know right? XD
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JellyWeasel Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm not sure I want to ask what she uses that pooper scooper for.
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Kat-suri Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
STALIN

My god you're a genius!
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:iconkittengoo:
Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
And you're awesome :D
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AniPicsStudios Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
THIS.
is so fuckin' KAWAAII DESU YO!!!!!!!!!!1!1 IM SO JELLYZ!!11 I CAN DO A FAnICc of HER?? PLZ??!!

Pooper scooper...PFFFTTHAHAHAHAHA...

How can you create this without dying?
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:iconkittengoo:
Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
YUS SHE NEEDS ARTZ SO PPL CAN KNOE WHO IZ THE BEST OC EVUR

I have no idea
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AniPicsStudios Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student General Artist
OKI DOKIEEES ILL BRB WiFH YOUR'E STORIEZS

:stare:

My fingers and eyes are burning...
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kukotte Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012
Scary xD
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:iconcozmopolitan:
Cozmopolitan Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg u stoled my pokeymon teem!!!!!!!1!
i'm suing u!!
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:iconkittengoo:
Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OMG FUK YOU DON STEAL YOU BAKA PONY!
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GabrielaUliana Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Interface Designer
OMG ITZ TEH BEST OC I'VE EVAH SEEN :iconraisinsplz: I'M HER FAN NOW!!!11!1!!
SHEZ SO PRETTY :heart:
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Kittengoo Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
ARIGATOU! ^____^ THERE ARE TWO STOREHS OF HUR IN MY GALLERY
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