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CANDY SHOPPE CHARACTER SHEET by Kittengoo CANDY SHOPPE CHARACTER SHEET by Kittengoo
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KONNICHIWA ^____^ ITS CANDY SHOPPE THE GURLFRIEND OF N AND GARY OAK!!!! :heart::heart:

OK SO IF PPL WERE WONDERIN WUT POKEMON CANDY HAZ, HERE YOU GO! ^o^ SHEZ A MASTER TRAINUR AND HAS ALL THE BADGES AND ALL CONTEST RIBBONS!!!!!! BUT SHEZ SO MODEST THAT SHE PREFERS LIVIN THE LIEF AS THE TEAM PLAZMA PRINCESS (OCASSIONALLY THE WIEFU OF GARY OAK, KEKEKKEKE).

HERE IZ SOME INFO ON HER POKEMANZ, HOPE YOU LYK IT!!!!!!

MUFFIN, MALE AND FEMALE, LV 100, ODDISH
DIS IS CANDY'S STARTER AND THE POKEMON SHE USED TO WIN ALL THE GYMS IN KANTO KYAAAA. SHE FOUND HIM AS AN EXPERIMENT OF TEAM ROCKET AND AS YOU CAN SEE ITZ A MUTANT ODDISH WITH SPESHUL POWERZ. FURST IT DOEZ SAND ATTACK ALL THE TIEM AND THEM HYPER BEAM HYPER BEAM HYPER BEAM. I KNOE ODDISH CANT LEARN THEZE MOVES BUT MUFFIN IS A MUTANT SO NYAHHHHHHHH =p

WHEN MUFFIN GETS ANGRY HE/SHE UNLEASHES RING WORMS THAT CRAWL IN UR ASS AND THEN YOU DIE! lololOLOOLOLOLOL DONT MESS WITH CANDY BAKA! >-<

CINDERELLA, FEMALE, LV 100, EMOLGA
N GAVE CANDY DIS EMOLGA WHO WUZ HIS PET IN TEAM PLAZMA CASTLE. SHEZ A GREAT LISTENER AND HELPED N THU SOME ISSUES BUT SINCE N MET CANDY HE DIDNT NEED HUR ANYMOAR SO HE GAVE IT TO CANDY!!!11! WHENEVUR CANDY IS CONFUZED CINDERELLA GIVEZ HUR ADVICE IN LIEF, SHEZ VERY WIZE.

SEX SLAVE, MALE, LV 100, LUCARIO
OK DUNT JUDGE HER BUT SOMETIEMS WHEN CANDY CANT HANG OUT WITH N OR GARY SHE GETS HORNAY SO SHE HAS SEX SLAVE TO SATISFY HUR. BUT SHEZ NO WAY INTO BESTIALITY ITZ JUST FOR EMERGENCIES OK!?!?!?!??!

STALIN, FEMALE, LV 100, GARDEVOIR
CANDY USES STALIN IN CONTESTS AND SHEZ SO BEAUTIFUL THAT SHE WON ALL THE RIBBONZ AND CUP!!!!!!!^-^ STALIN ALSO TELEPORTZ CANDY EVERYWHUR.

CRYSTAL, NONE, LV 100, MEW
A LONG TIEM AGO CANDY BEFRIENDED A MEW AS A LIL GURL CUZ SHE HAZ A PURE HEART. SHE MET THE MEW IN A CRYSTAL AMETHYS TREE AND CAUGHT IT WITH AN AMETHYST BALL (COPYRIGHT ME DUNT STEAL!) NOW CRYSTAL PROTECTS CANDY WITH HER LIEF OR WHENEVUR THERE ARE JEALOUS PPL AROUND!!!!!

BREASTS, FEMALE, LV 100, LOPUNNY
CUT SLAVE.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T STEAL THIS SHIPPING OR CHARACTERS !
DON'T STEAL .... DON'T ALTER MY ARTZ, DON'T USE MY STYLE , FOR YOUR OCs!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL CALL DA AND THE CYBERPOLICE!
MY CHARACTUR CANDY HAS a copyright !!!
DO YOU UNDERSTANDD ??!!!!!!!!!
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Critique by TheAwesomeMeerkat Feb 17, 2012, 1:49:51 PM
I died of laughter multiple times reading this. First time was at her aspirations, then the items (they fit perfectly together in an odd way), then Muffin (dear God, does that thing have two faces? XD), then at Sex Slave's expression, then at Stalin the FEMALE Gardevoir's mustache, and…Breasts. Just…Breasts. O.O

Candy Shoppe is by far the most brilliant parody Sue I have ever seen. Everyone makes their parody Sues all perfect and sparkly. Here we have by far the most hideous (or is that beautiful?) character on deviantART, and her equally hideous (beautiful?) Pokémon, yet in my eyes she out-Sues the other parodies. It just makes Candy even more Sueish that so many guys love her despite her appearance and the fact she can only eat poop.

Not sure if this is what you intended to express by her appearance, but her ugliness seems to underline what the audience sees when they look at a Sue - not perfection, like the Suethor sees, but a horribly scarring creature that is, to be cheesy, beautiful in description yet ugly at the core.

The Pokémon also fulfill the requirements of a Sue's Pokémon - a mutant rescued from a cruel experiment that beats all the gyms, another one who wins all the contests, two sex slaves whose sick relationship with their master is "justified", and of course the shiny Mew. The "NO STEALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" disclaimer at the end was the icing on the cake.

Can't wait to see more Candy Shoppe :D Keep up the awesome!
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dess pokemuns r sawww keeeulll! shez soo auanomatically corect and her pokemanz r keuuulll!!!!! shesss sooo stylinn nd ehr pokmn aer sooooooo wel takn car off!!!! ofz she;s so awsom and matre! i luvs de namees and arrt overrall.
ders on prrob. shee hass teh condems! bat pokmns and humansz cnt mak da babby togeter soo shee dont needdd tha condomess. shee is daa beast pokemun trayner evaaaarrrr! yus shes gonna b tha verry best leik noone ever wuzz!!!!!!! zomg! wherd shee buy dos clotes sistarrr! omg thatsss jus greatt artts werk nd i lerve you!!
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Sonia-de-Notte Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I died. From her goddess-like beautifulness, of course.
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CandySmoochum Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
AWSUM.:icondatassplz:
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peanutsaywhat Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Brava, Kitten. This is trully the very best Parody Sue i have ever seen.
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arachnid98 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
Lemme guess, an anti-Pokemon, anti-Mary Sue piece?
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Kittengoo Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Anti Mary Sue, I love Pokemon xD
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arachnid98 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
Gotcha. Mary Sues are annoying.
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Codename70H Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love you.
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x-TGR-x Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Good god,she's beautiful. :stare:
CAN I SMEX HURR PLZ :O
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nekoFLASHstudios Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Best. Pokemon team. EVER. Especially Stalin and Sex Slave there. "BUT SHEZ NO WAY INTO BESTIALITY ITZ JUST FOR EMERGENCIES OK!?!?!?!??!" :rofl: Candy, Candy, Candy, you sexy horny thing, you.

Gooseberry condoms!! Yummerz!! :XD: Gawd, that bloody katana... I bet she was slashing the other Mary Sues wanting her boyfriends.
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Ket-Shi Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god. Are Pokémon used as sex slaves common on these dreadful OC characters that Candy parodies?
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